APRIL 1, 2015 — LEOMINSTER, MA — Juiced.GS, having recently debuted the first issue of its twentieth volume, is capitalizing on that achievement by announcing a commitment to publish far into the future.

"Twenty years of Juiced.GS and 38 years of the Apple II — those are no small feats," says editor and publisher Ken Gagne. "But we want to be here to mark some truly significant milestones — ones that extend into the triple digits."

Frozen apples by Luminitsa

Juiced.GS embraces the latest advances in cryogenic technology.

To that end, Juiced.GS is committing to publish through A.D. 2102, the quasquicentennial of the Apple II. Not content to settle for just another hundred years, Juiced.GS will cover the Apple II across three different centuries, proving it is, once and for all, the longest-running print publication dedicated to the Apple II.

To ensure Juiced.GS's availability in the far-flung future, all publishing operations will be suspended immediately, and the entirety of its staff will be cryogenically frozen, set to thaw in time for KansasFest CXIV. "This will give our dedicated team of writers the youth and vitality they need to continue producing the content they're reknown for," promised Gagne. Staff members were unavailable for comment on this news.

The lineup for the 107th volume's debut issue includes a tutorial for overlocking the Apple IIGS up to 1.2 tetrahertz; a review of the new USB 9.0-Z interface card from UltimateMicro Syndibits; a roundup of Apple II emulators for Apple FlyPlay, the flying car OS; an interview with Steve Wozniak IV; and a preview of Geoff Weiss's Taipan game.

Preorders for Juiced.GS 2102 are currently being accepted. Subscribers are required to specify a mailing address in their will.

UPDATE: The publisher of Juiced.GS has retracted the press release of April 1, 2014, which included a typo.

The section which indicated that Juiced.GS would be expanding to cover the Macintosh computer was supposed to read, "Juiced.GS is doing better than ever. It has always been, and will always be, exclusively an Apple II publication, serving the community that still believes in 'Apple II Forever'."

"I regret that our proofreaders did not catch this minor typo," said Ken Gagne, the magazine's editor. "The keys are, like, right next to each other."


APRIL 1, 2014 — LEOMINSTER, MA — Juiced.GS announced today an expansion of coverage that will ensure the magazine continues breaking records as the longest-running Apple II print publication.

Juiced.GS April 2014"I've previously gone on record as saying that Juiced.GS will stop printing the day there's nothing left to write about," says Ken Gagne, publisher since 2007. "That day has finally arrived when we must make a difficult decision."

With hardware like the Uthernet II, CFFA3000, Apple II Pi, and Replica-1 Ten; software such as Sweet16, A2CLOUD, stitch, and Retro Fever; events like KansasFest, OzKFest, and Vintage Computer Fest; and books such as Sophistication & Simplicity, The WOZPAK, and Jobs, the Apple II community is experiencing a drought of innovation, resulting in the shrinkage of Juiced.GS from 24 pages to a mere 20.

But, says Gagne, "Rather than admit defeat, we're demonstrating the innovation that Apple users are known for. Stealing a play from the inCider/A+ handbook, Juiced.GS is expanding to provide coverage of classic Macintosh computers."

Starting with the April 1 issue, Juiced.GS will feature retro Macs, defined as those computers produced from January 1984 through March 1991. The news, reviews, interviews, tips, and tricks Juiced.GS has become known for will be applied to this new platform, encouraging Apple II users to upgrade to the next generation of Apple computer, eventually evolving the publication's name to Juiced.LC.

"In this way, Apple II users can express their trademark belligerence at refusing to upgrade by doing so — but on our own time," boasts Gagne. "Let's see Apple claim this as a victory!"

With the new focus, Juiced.LC will bump up its length to 22 pages per issue. Subscriptions will continue to be available for $19 for customers in the United States, $24 in Canada, and $27 elsewhere in the world. New with this volume is a PDF-only option, available for $99/issue, offsetting the carbon footprint of delivering millions of bits per issue as opposed to a mere 22 pages in hardcopy.

April 1, 2011 · Comments Off on Juiced.GS goes 3D

APRIL 1, 2011 — WORCESTER, MA — Hot on the heels of having published its first-ever full-color cover, Juiced.GS publisher Gamebits has announced the next step in the evolution of the longest running Apple II publication in print.

Apple 3D

See the Apple logo from angles
never before witnessed in
Juiced.GS!

"Starting with the June 2011 issue, Juiced.GS will be in 3D," said Ken Gagne, the magazine's editor and publisher. "Retrocomputing enthusiasts will enjoy the special effect of watching images of their favorite computers come to life like never before."

This three-dimensional accomplishment capitalizes on an emerging trend in home entertainment but without the need for filters, glasses, or other cumbersome and expensive accessories. Courtesy a patented technique Gagne isn't yet revealing, readers need simply turn the pages of Juiced.GS and watch as the enclosed imagery practically "pops up" before their eyes.

The 3D effect, which will imbue all the magazine's hardcopy pages, is one of many features representative of Juiced.GS's commitment to its format.  "With so many print publications moving online, we're dedicated to going in the opposite direction," said Gagne.  "In fact, we're just going to get printier and printier."

Starting at KansasFest 2011, subscriptions to Juiced.GS will be available for the low cost of $20 per issue. Readers can ensure a life-long supply of news, reviews, interviews, and how-tos by making an endowment to Juiced.GS, with prices varying based on the reader's age. A Juiced.GS app for the Apple II-phone is also in development.